Weird

Something “weird” that I wrote when I was about 12. 😀

Weird

Hello, I am Weirdo from the planet Weirdo. I live in the town Weirdonisia. The Weirdonians from my planet are called Weirdonians. My brothers’ names are Odd, Strange, and Weird. Weird and I always get mixed up because whenever someone calls our names we always think that they’re calling us, but they’re really talking about the planet, Weirdo, and it’s very confusing because we look the same as the planet, square and blue, and if someone says, have you seen this Weirdonian? Someone would say that’s not a Weirdonian, that’s our planet. And the Weirdonian who asks if we have seen that Weirdonian gets made fun of and it’s very sad because I feel bad for the poor Weirdonian but then either me or Weird would say that we are the Weirdonians that the Weirdonian was looking for and we Weirdonians always get in trouble because our Weirdonian mom is looking for us Weirdonians and mom, being the devoted Weirdonian that she is calls our Weirdonian dad and we two Weirdonians get in trouble.